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Libra man and Cancer woman
The sensitive Cancer woman finds her man with another woman, attacks the woman he’s cheating with. Only to find out that her man doesn’t really love her that way any more. The Cancer woman’s heart is shattered and she leaves crying hysterically.
Scorpio man and Taurus woman
Scorpio man sees his credit card bill and can’t believe how much his Taurus wife spent. She doesn’t understand why he’s so upset it’s just money, and continues eating her appetizer.
Pisces
Don’t wake them from their naps. It’s one of their favorite past times. An irritated Pisces might as well be a Virgo.
Sagittarius parent and child
I love you but this is too much. My life is pretty much over, I didn’t think it would be like this.
Virgo woman
I saw you you didn’t wash your hands in the bathroom, these cookies have peanuts in them. Did you get tested at the clinic yet?
Sagittarius father teaching Aries daughter
You have to be sharp and be strong.
Capricorn stellium at the party
I should have stayed in. All these stupid balloons. Could have caused a fire. I don’t even know anyone at this party who talked me in to this.